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| I FUCKED THIS SITE UP SO I MADE A NEW SITE IT IS
www.xanga.com/dumbass_out_on_bail
IF YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT WE ARE MAKING A MOVIE TOO AND IF YOU HAVE ANY SONG REQUESTS PLZ PROP THEM ONTO THE SITE | | |
| EVERY FRYDAY, WE HANG OUT AT THE AC, WHICH HAS BEEN A VERY LONG RUNNING TRADITION. ONE DAY CHRIS DECIDES TO BRING A CAMERA TO THE AC. HE THEN DECIDES TO PUT IT DOWN ON A TABLE AND HE PRESSED RECORD.... AND THEN IT BECOMES SECRET CAMERA AND IT RUINED A COUPLE PEOPLE RELATIONSHIPS. WILL BECOME THE DESIGNATED PHOTOGRAPHER, CHRIS BECOMES THE RESIDENT DUMBASS, ARTHUR BECAME THE RESIDENT DUMBASS NUMBA 2, AND ANNE BECAME THE DESIGNATED PARTY GIRL...
that is the thingy we never rememberd to put up | | |
| FINNALLY I REMEMBER TO UPDATE THIS THING BUT ITS SOO MUCH WORK... WELL ANYWAYS...JUST LOOK AT THE DAMN PICTURES
WE ARE TRYING TO GET A TAN ON THE LAWN OF THE AC
SHOPPING WITH WALKER
MORE
RICE...
WALKERS PUDDLE SWIMMING...
HAHAHA THATS WUT BEN GETS FUR HITTIN US WIT A BALL...
THIS WUZ ANNIES TANNING THINGY
ITS SUPPOSED TO SAY ADULT SUNDECK, NOT ALLOWED TO GO IN UNLESS 18 BUT THE STUPID CAMERA'S NIGHT VISION SUCKS ASS
CHRIS CHUCKIN THE MATS OVER, HE CHUCKED LIKE 10 OF EM, AND THERE WERE SO MANY ON THE BUSHES DOWN THERE
THIS IS WUT ARTHUR DOES WHEN HES ALONE IN THE AC, HAHAHA, OH CRAP U CANT SEE IT, WELL HES HUMPIN THE TREE...
WERE TRYIN TO BREAK THE GLOW STICK, AND WE PUT IT ALL OVER OURSELVES
I RAN INTO THE DAMN GLASS DOOR
CHRIS HITS HIS HEAD AGAIN ON THE BAR
CHRIS JUMPIN, THE MANAGER CAME AND YELLED AT US COZ WE WERE MAKING TO MUCH NOISE AT LIKE MIDNIGHT
HE JUMPED AGAIN
HE WUZ BEING A RETARD, AND I GUESS, AND HE SLAMMED HIS FACE RIGHT INTO THE WALL...
HE WUZ TAKING A CARROT AND...HAVING TOO MUCH FUN WITH THE DOLL...
HE DOVE OFF THE DOLPHIN ONTO THE COUCH...
I THEN JUMP OFF THE DOLPHIN AND I SLAM MY ASS INTO HIS HEAD AND THEN HIS HEAD SMASHES THE WALL
THATS WUT HE DID TO THE WALL
I SPILLED ALL THAT ON THE CAMERA
DONT INTERUPT HIM, HES CONCENTRATIN
MAGOT KICKED US OUT
THE DAMN JAWBREAKER WOULDNT COME OUT, AND I WUZ SQUEALING
SWIMMING...DUMBASS STYLE
WERE DOIN FLIPS OFF A TRAMPOLINE AND THE POOL IS LIKE 3 AND A HALF FEET DEEP
YAY ITS MY TURN
LANDING HURT OUR FEET SOOO MUCH
I WUZ JUST BOUNCING ON THE TRAMPOLINE AND I SLIPP AND I FALL INTO THE WATER
BELLY FLOP! THIS ACTUALLY DIDNT HURT THAT MUCH...
CHRIS SPAT IN THESE DAMN PRETZELS, I THEN ATE SOME, SPAT IT BACK OUT, TOOK A ROCK AND GROUND IT UP AND ATE IT AGAIN, AND SPAT IT BACK OUT
THIS IS THE BEGGINING OF A VERY PAINFUL COUPLE OF MINUTES
HAHA I WUZNT REALLY PEEING......
CHRIS JUMPS OFF THE BALCONY THINGY LIKE AS IF HE WUZ USIN A SKATE BOARD... SEE WUT HAPPENS NEXT
I TOLD HIM THAT IT WUZ A FREAKIN STUPID IDEA HAHA...well actually not really it kinda wuz my idea...
THIS IS EVEN MORE PAINFUL THAN BEFORE....
WELL WUT HAPPENED WUZ WHEN I PULLED MAGGIE IN, SHE STOMPED ON MY NADS PRETTY HARD ON THEE WAY DOWN
BUT.... ITS STILL THERE!!!
ALWAYS GOTTA SHOWER AFTER SWIMMING TO GET THAT NASTY CHLORINE OFF YOU...
AND TAKE A YOU SHOULD TAKE A NICE WARM BATH TO CALM THE NERVES...
I RIPPED MY SCAB OFF IN THE TAXI,IT WUZ SO GROSS THERE WUZ BLOOD EVERYWHERE
HES NOT A GIRL...HES A SHEMALE
HAHAHAH I DID THAT...DONT HE LOOK PRETTY?!?! NAW ACTUALLY HE LOOKS REALLY GAY
I WUZ BEING SO CAREFUL WALKIN DOWN THE STAIRS AND I STILL FRIGGIN TRIP IN THE BATHROOM
WE TOOK THIS ON
ANNIES TURN
I TRIED TO DO A BACKFLIP... BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN ASSBOMB...
I DID A FRONT FLIP WITH THE CAMERA IN MY HAND
I GO BACK UP THERE AND I DROPPED THE CAMERA AND IT BOUNCED AROUND BUT LUCKYILY IT DIDNT BREAK
I JUST BRUSHED THE TOP THINGY AND THAT WUZ OK...
I TRY IT AGAIN AND I COMPLETLY MISS THE DAMN BEAM THINGY
WE WERE TRYING TO FLY...
I PULL CHRIS UP, AND HE TRIPS AND FALLS AND TACKLES ME.
AFTER THAT I ROLL DOWN THE THING
THIS TIME I HIT THE THING SO HARD IT WHIPS MY WHOLE BODY BACK INTO THE GROUND, IT HURTS SOOO MUCH
THIS IS BEFORE I GET SMASHED INTO THE THING.
THIS IS AFTER
CRISCOS TURN
CRISCO GETTIN SMASHED TOO
MY LAST TRY
THIS ONE HURT THE MOST... DUNNO Y THO
I LOVE MY JAW BREAKER SOOO MUCH
HOLY CRAP I JUST PUT UP LIKE 6O PICTURES, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WORK IT WUZ?!?!?!? IT TOOK ME 3 FRIGGIN HOURS TO DO THIS...
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